texas

texas
1. (Texas) (3706↑, 1166↓)
A state of the south-central United States. It was admitted as the 28th state in 1845. Explored by the Spanish in the 16th and 17th centuries, the region became a province of Mexico in the early 19th century. Texans won their independence in 1836 after a gallant but losing stand at the Alamo in February and a defeat of Santa Anna's forces at the Battle of San Jacinto (April 21). Denied admission as a state by antislavery forces in the U.S. Congress, the leaders of Texas formed an independent republic that lasted until 1845. Austin is the capital and Houston the largest city. Population: 17,059,805. The Lonestar State, The State that still believes that criminals should be punished, Home of the Wataburger, home of Southern Hospitality, HTown, And Everythang thats bigger and better. AND NO\!\! We Dont all walk around with cowboy hats and boots, and we're all not rednecks....for that...see oklahoma.

I'm finna kick your ass if you mess with Texas.

2. (Texas) (2741↑, 543↓)
Place of extreme weather.

If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait five minutes.

3. (Texas) (3176↑, 1277↓)
The best Mexican food. Dr. Pepper on tap. Beautiful ladies. Awesomeness everywhere you turn. The best fucking place on earth. Move there now\!

Fuck you\! I'm from Texas\!\!\!

4. (Texas) (2072↑, 818↓)
the only state in the union that can fly its flag at the same height as the american flag..... and the only reason texas doesnt fall into the gulf of mexico... is because oklahoma sucks

look at the flag in our capitol austin texas... same height as the us flag

5. (texas) (1934↑, 1089↓)
Home to Dr. Pepper, several modern and well respected singers, activists, and the like, Sam Houston, and other great men and women before him, numerous plantlife and animals, and a few horrid idiots who give the rest of us a bad name-ie: George Bush.
6. (texas) (1876↑, 1120↓)
The biggest and baddest state of them all(15 states can be put into Texas and we'd still have 1000 miles left) where everything is bigger and much better than places such as California. Home of a Ranch bigger than Rhode Island,the home of trunk poppin, Dr.Pepper,home of the first word spoken from the moon which was Houston,home of swangin on 84's and vogues, chopped and screwed music, SA Town, D Town, and H Town which are all 3 in the top 10 most populated cities in the U.S. The Lone Star State was the only state that was its own country, and the only state worthy of even making a definition of. If you aint a Texan, you wish you were.

1.Texas is the home of the playas and pimps. 2.Damn, Texas sure is a better place to live in than California... 3.God bless Texas.

7. (Texas) (1706↑, 1063↓)
The greatest state ever

hey yall lets move to Texas\!\!\!\!

8. (texas) (1000↑, 415↓)
A state in the southern USA. Its in the south. There are billboards about Jesus. One can buy [waffles] there.

Look\! a billboard about Jesus and waffles\!

9. (texas) (617↑, 197↓)
Okay. I was born and raised in Houston. So lets tell the truth. -The weather in Texas changes very rapidly, and we get a bit of everything, except snow. That doesn't come around very often. -We don't get married to our sisters or even distant cousins. A shock. I know. If you want to see some of that go to Oklahoma. -Not everyone here talks with a distinct country accent. You have to go to the smaller towns for that. Lufkin, Etoile, Waco, etc. It all depends on what area of Texas you were born in. People move here from New York and California all the time, and we don't sound any diffrent. Our slang is the only true thing that seperates us. -Yes, we have racism here. Just like any other state, but it's not as bad as people make it sound. The Africans, Mexicans, and Orientals, etc. out number us by more the 50%. -Taking hits to our pride by informing us we cuss to much (yes, 'cuss') is low. We cuss just as much as anyone in California, or Florida would. -No one walks around here in in full cowboy uniform. So if you think we do, maybe you should visit before opening your mouth.

Of course you are going to think the place you live is better than Texas. What kind of dumbfuck wouldn't stick up for there state, and if you wouldn't. Why the hell do you still live there?

10. (Texas) (1008↑, 604↓)
The best damn state in the country\! That's all you need to know.

Texas is better than your state.

11. (texas) (770↑, 472↓)
A state that some claim that people sleep with thier sisters, when in actuality it is one of the most populist states and is far more modern than most other states.Home to the big D, H town, and the alamo,

eat shit northerners

Author: Nathan leonard http://texas.urbanup.com/1007009
12. (Texas) (433↑, 159↓)
the 2nd biggest state in the USA in the south. alot of things in TX are bigger. or at least ppl say they are. this state has long droughts. aka the lone star state due to the one star on its state flag. the ONLY state to have 6 flags flown over it. thats why they made a whole amusement park called 6 Flags Over Texas.

'bigger in Tx, better in a dodge\!' see? even dodge admits that things in TX are bigger\!

Author: freckleschic09 http://texas.urbanup.com/1338787
13. (Texas) (620↑, 346↓)
Texas - cause even God needs a place to relax

Maybe you can catch the big guy and his Son at Six Flags or Fiesta Texas enjoying some quality time together.

Author: A Texas Ex-Pat Stranded in The Desert http://texas.urbanup.com/590627
14. (texas) (489↑, 277↓)
contrary to popular belief, texas is probably the least racist of states and contains a huge diversity of mexicans,whites and blacks. Our moral qualities are also in fact sterling and to be aspired to, for we rarely condone stupid behaviour like cousins having sex or something of that nature. All i can say for those who don't deserve to reserve an opinion about texas because they haven't been there is that they should come down and experience the serenity that defines texas. I'd also like to comment that george bush is not actually from texas.

reppin ATX and H-town bitches\!\!\! DA BOTTOM\!\!\! (warning: weather in texas extremely unpredictable)

Author: nolimitsoldier http://texas.urbanup.com/1632757
15. (texas) (462↑, 297↓)
the only state people are damn proud to be from

"you don't know bout' the way we talk boys say we got country words but i don't really care what you heard cuz you don't know bout' the dirty 3rd they don't know what that scar bout they don't know what that bar bout they don't know what that candy car bout or smokin that joint about texas is the home of the playas and pimps showin naked ass in the great state of texas 3rd coast born i mean we're texas raised TEXAS, MOTHER FUCKER, THATS WHERE I STAY\!" - mike jones

16. (Texas) (573↑, 411↓)
The greatest state that kepps getting better. And for you stupid dumbasses that write crap about Texas on this site you better not come to Texas because the people here will kick your pansy-ass

You don not fuck with Texas\!

17. (texas) (378↑, 235↓)
To quote the ignorant: "Land of hicks, where interfamily marriage is encouraged." Please, I live in Texas and it has never been encouraged. That is something freaky people who can't get anyone do.

Aunt Ruth is NOT looking hot tonight.

18. (Texas) (213↑, 82↓)
The fuck you state.

"Oh shit, we just crossed into Texas."

19. (texas) (425↑, 301↓)
a state in the southern United States where minorities such as Hispanics and African-Americans highly outnumber white people; a small percent of the white people are ignorant racist rednecks, that make the rest of them look like idiots

man texas is way better than florida or mississippi; california etc.

20. (Texas) (234↑, 130↓)
As the great American author John Steinbeck put it: "I have said that Texas is a state of mind, but I think it is more than that. It is a mystique closely approximating a religion. And this is true to the extent that people either passionately love Texas or passionately hate it and, as in other religions, few people dare to inspect it for fear of losing their bearings in mystery or paradox. But I think there will be little quarrel with my feeling that Texas is one thing. For all its enormous range of space, climate, and physical appearance, and for all the internal squabbles, contentions, and strivings, Texas has a tight cohesiveness perhaps stronger than any other section of America. Rich, poor, Panhandle, Gulf, city, country, Texas is the obsession, the proper study and the passionate possession of all Texans."

According to CNN Money.com, out of the "Top 100 best places to live in 2006", 10 were in Texas (which lead the nation)

21. (Texas) (310↑, 216↓)
the place where W's daddy took him to after he was born in NEW HAVEN CONN. All of you Texican wannabes need to check yer freakin facts before you engage the keyboard, ya hear now?

Two kinds of folks, those born in the TEXAS, and those who wished to hail they had been.

Author: true texican http://texas.urbanup.com/717745
22. (Texas) (291↑, 198↓)
The closest thing to heaven on earth\!

A travelling salesman was in California and he saw a golden payphone. The sign below the phone said, "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." The salesman travelled all over the country and wherever he went, he saw the same type of phone with the same type of sign under it. "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." When he went to Texas, however, he saw the same type of phone and the sign under it said, "Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents." He commented on this to one of the locals. "Everywhere I go in this country, I see this type of phone and the sign under it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000.' But when I see this same phone in Texas, it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents.' Why do you suppose that is?" The man answered, "That's easy. From here, it's a local call."

Author: Hallie Corson http://texas.urbanup.com/1517765
23. (texas) (367↑, 275↓)
where everything is bigger, including the egos.

"wow, look at how much the texas football team is overrated this year\!"

24. (Texas) (95↑, 15↓)
Awesome state with cool places to visit such as Houston, Dallas, Fort Worth, San Antonio, Austin, Corpus Christi, and others. Known for big things, cattle, football, cowboys, and patriotism.

Texas is an awesome state to visit

Author: BlackCadillac http://texas.urbanup.com/4966075
25. (Texas) (174↑, 101↓)
Contrary to popular belief, Texas is not the only state that has once been its own independent nation. Hawaii, California, South Carolina, Vermont, and the no longer existant West Florida all have histories of being their own nations. North Carolina and Rhode Islands were also briefly their own nations as well. Texas does not have the right to secede from the Union, but it does however, have the right to split itself into as many as five states on the approval of its legislature for the purpose of increased Senate representation. Texas is the second largest state in the US in terms of both area and population, with Alaska being larger and California more populous.

Texas became the 28th state in the United States in 1845.

26. (texas) (167↑, 104↓)
Texas can be divided into two sections, the cities and the rural areas. THE CITIES: In cities like Dallas and Houston, minorities far outnumber white people. The only people wearing cowboy hats are people from other states, and they generally don't go to the cities (for good reason). There is a Starbucks on every block, and during lunch hour, the line will extend out the door. Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio can be very ghetto, in fact. Dallas has the highest murder rate of any city over 1,000,000, and Houston isn't far behind. When on the subway in Dallas, confused tourists will be asking you for directions, while behind you a homeless man will be urinating on the platform, and the people next to you will be speaking spanish. It is indeed a very urban experience (as is everything in Dallas and Houston). People are NOT friendly in the city of Dallas, however, in Houston, people are much more hospitable. Dallasites tend to be very arrogant. 95% of the people in the cities do not have any detectable southern accent, and look down on the people who do. RURAL AREAS: Beyond the cities and their suburbs, however, lies a completely different Texas. "The Country" is where people in the cities go for recreation (such as camping or boating) and thats about it. People are far less educated than they are in the cities, and have heavy southern accents. Fireworks stands will be on every street, instead of Starbucks, and most people will have a gun. The people here are for the most part seeking a humble existance, and are very kind and hospitable people. People in the cities tend to view these people as uneducated hicks, rightly or wrongly. That pretty much sums up Texas. Oh Yeah, Austin is really Berkeley, California reincarnated in Texas.

Californian: You have to be kidding me, you're from Texas? I thought it was only steers and queers? Texas: ...sigh... and you call us ignorant?

Author: Jeremy Poradek http://texas.urbanup.com/1906221
27. (texas) (390↑, 331↓)
The krunkest, most off da chain state in the USA. ALL you hoes that don't like TEXAS can kiss ass and go to hell with gasoline panties on cuz ya'll don't know what the fuck ya talkin' 'bout. Texas provides for all of the rest of you poor insufficient losers. ya'll ought to be thankful for a great state like us that does so much for every body else in this stinkin' country. Texas is where every thing krunk happens. The Kappa, Hoop it up, WE GOT SIX FLAGS\!\! (over Texas) And besides that everything is always bigger in Texas and bigger is always better.

You EVER BEEN TO TEXAS? HELL YEAH AND IT WAS TO KRUNK FOR WORDS

Author: dallas chick 2004 http://texas.urbanup.com/548345
28. (Texas) (241↑, 184↓)
The best state in the USA\! We are NOT cowboys who ride around on horses with our cowboy hats and boots. if you wear a cowboy hat and boots anywhere but west texas or a ranch, you are basically asking for a beating. there are cities there are not ranches everywhere If you have a southern drawl, it is noticed because it is not that common. not everyone loves bush. just like not everyone where you live loves bush. some people like him. others dont. its actually pretty balanced. i love texas you should too.

Texan: I live in Texas. Non-Texan: I wish I could live in Texas.

Author: mandychic0406 http://texas.urbanup.com/1573291
29. (Texas) (72↑, 37↓)
I'm from Texas. It's just another state in the U.S. I'm not racist, I've never worn a cowboy hat or boots, I've never ridden a horse or owned livestock. I don't have a truck. I've never said "Don't mess with Texas" or "Everythings bigger in Texas". I'm not an idiot, my I.Q. Is 125. I don't have sex with relatives. I don't own a flag. I've never been to a rodeo. I'm not a religious person, and I hate country music. There are stereotypical Texans here but not everyone is one of them. And out of all of the definitions for Texas (positive or otherwise) mine has better grammar. (And I am currently 16 years old. Male.)

[Texas]

30. (Texas) (96↑, 61↓)
It is difficult to define Texas as a whole because the state is really diverse. So, I will divide the state into regions by culture and geography: East Texas: Basically anything to the east of I-45 is East Texas...Culturally similar to other southern states. Huge amount of confederate flags and rednecks. Everyone's obsessed with high school football, Baptists rule everything. Geographically, It's flat with some sprawling Pine Forests in the Northeast. Climate is hot and humid. There's three seasons here: Summer, Almost summer, and Spring. The main cities are: Beaumont, Texarkana, Lufkin, Tyler, Nacogdoches, and Port Arthur. Central Texas: Beautiful Country, abundance of rolling hills and gorgeous streams. Often ignored by other parts of Texas. Schlitterbahn(voted best waterpark in america) is there. Climate is wonderful, it's warm and dryer than other parts. Major cities: Austin, Temple, Kileen, New Braunfels, and Waco. North Texas: This mainly Includes the panhandle which is mainly similar to the midwest. It's really flat with almost nothing but farms and grass. There is beauty close to Palo Duro Canyon. Major Cities: Amarillo and Lubbock. West Texas: Arid but beautiful. This is the sterotype that most people have about all of Texas. It is mainly a part of the Chihuahuan Desert(which is not a dog) and is really beautiful around the Big Bend areas. Hot and Dry, this region is similar to the Southwest. Major Cities: El Paso, Odessa, and Midland. South Texas: Mainly farming and ranching areas. Not much here but the Rio Grande Valley. Huge influx of Mexican Immigrants. King Ranch is here which is bigger than Rhode Island. The main tourist attraction here is South Padre Island which is the only place in Texas where you will find clean beaches. Major Cities: Brownsville, McAllen, Corpus Christi, and Kingsville. Urban Texas: Includes the areas of Houston, Dallas-Ft. Worth, and San Antonio. These areas have a culture of it's own and don't normally conform to the areas they're in.

Texas differs in each region of the state.

31. (Texas) (256↑, 224↓)
A state with an unhealthy and somewhat pedophilic obsession with high school football.

Number 12's got a nice ass. It makes me hot, but I ain't no fag.

32. (Texas) (34↑, 6↓)
A state that hates Oklahoma and that Oklahoma hates.

Texans: "Oklahoma sucks\!" Oklahomans: "Texas blows\!"

33. (texas) (127↑, 99↓)
A very large state, indeed. -Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas. -Home to the \#1 and \#2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good. -In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states -Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people. -Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas. -The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here. -This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.

-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country. -Wait for the ignorant, poor-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.

34. (texas) (72↑, 48↓)
-A very large state, indeed. -Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas. -Home to the \#1 and \#2 most overweight cities in America, statistically ofcourse. sounds good. -In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S took place in Texas. -Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people. -Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas. -The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here. -This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take amoment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.

-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country. -Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.

35. (Texas) (57↑, 40↓)
The only state where it is possible for a woman who has been admitted into a mental health clinic twice for being a danger to herself and others, as well as being a recovering alcoholic, can legally gain a license to conceal and carry a firearm. This woman is my ninety pound grandmother... sure makes for a good conversation, right?

Only in Texas...

Author: CharlesWalworth http://texas.urbanup.com/3285595
36. (Texas) (171↑, 155↓)
A state. It is neither greater nor lesser than any other state, nor should anyone claim that it is. Texans are people, just like everyone else, except that maybe we have a different vocabulary. I know maybe 2 people who actually have horses, and neither ride them to school. I don't know anyone who has a working farm or ranch. I don't know anyone who dates/is married to any relative, nor do I know anyone who wishes to be. Texas is a normal state full of people as normal as any other state's residents, and people should stop talking shit that they don't know. And my fellow Texans are only making jackasses out of themselves and our state, so please, stop.

Texas, we are normal\!

Author: Texas born, raised and proud http://texas.urbanup.com/1271027
37. (Texas) (22↑, 7↓)
One of the biggest states in America. Unfortunately, it has fallen prey to the biggest negative stereotypes in America, most of which come from people who have never even been to the place. Ironically, one of the biggest stereotypes that Texas faces is that everyone there is racist. The people that follow this belief are racist themselves, not to mention hypocritical, for believing the stereotype. I am a Texan. I do not fall under any of the stereotypes that are floating around. Any ignorant bastard that believes them can go fuck themselves.

Dipshit: So where are you from? Texan: I'm from Texas. Dipshit: What? Fuck you\! I bet you have sex with your sister every night wearing a cowboy outfit and country music on the stereo on full-blast\! Why don't you just burn and die you racist bastard\! Texan: Um... I hate country music, I've never worn anything that a cowboy would wear, I'm not racist, and having sex with relatives is illegal even in Texas, and I wouldn't want to do that anyway... Dipshit: Huh? Is it really illegal? Texan: ...You've never been to Texas, have you? Dipshit: Well, no... Texan: Damn hypocritical racists...

Author: A.Proud.Texan http://texas.urbanup.com/5455608
38. (texas) (93↑, 80↓)
a state in southwest usa, where it's illegal to penetrate your wifes rectum consensually

husband: hey i wanna fuck you in the ass tonight wife: in the state of texas its illegal husband: are you serious? fuck that lets move back to cali

39. (Texas) (13↑, 1↓)
The only state with 22 pages of people arguing about how to define it on Urban Dictionary.

See bottom of page for number of pages on Texas definitions.

40. (Texas) (119↑, 107↓)
Home of [Dr. Pepper], small-town hospitality as long as you aren't different in any way, and a 25%+ [obese] rate. They are NOT the biggest state in the country....[Alaska] could fit two Texas' inside of it and still have room left over. It's true that they were their own country up until 1845....because they loved [Slavery] too much to give it up to join the union. Like most everywhere else, pockets of ignorance and [bigotry] can still be found...it's just that in Texas those pockets are the size you find on an obese mans jeans and almost entirely in the rural parts.

Things you will see if you go to Texas: People flying the confederate flag and saying it's 'Heritage not Hate', despite not having any previous family members who served in the Confederate Army. Women that are 300+ lbs with a 'Hot Mama' or 'Sexy Chick' sticker on the back of their SUV. Places where you can get something fried, dipped in chocolate and fried again.

Author: Shirley James http://texas.urbanup.com/3157542
41. (Texas) (15↑, 6↓)
I love how you all bash on Texas. How many of you have actually been here? I was born and raised here and its a very diverse state. There is not much racism, no incest, i dont drive a truck, i sure as hell dont wear cowboy apparel, and i dont have a horse. I live in a very nice neighborhood in a city. Yeah i love football, but what man in his right mind doesnt rgardless of what state hes from? Who cares if its highschool, college, or the NFL? I dont bash on your states so what gives you the right to bash on mine? Hell yeah im proud of where i come from, im sorry you have to be assholes to make yourselves feel better. Your problem not mine. Oh and why dont y'all (make the jokes, i said it on purpose.) do some research and find out where that fathead "Dubya" really comes from before you use him to make the rest of us look bad. You call us ignorant but why dont you all take a look in the mirror before you try to use that as a weapon. We Texans are not an idiotic, uneducated people like you all are trying to make us out to be. Oh and another thing...Texas has the more people in the military fighting for you freedom, I was one of them...Your welcome...21B for life\! A word to the wise; Form your argument, think about how your gonna say it, use proper grammar, then come talk to me. Thank you. Your Friend, The Texan

Person \#1-Where are you from? Person \#2-Texas Person \#1-Bush sucks\! And he came from Texas so Texas sucks too\!\! Person \#2-Wow...Really? And you call me dumb?

42. (Texas) (15↑, 6↓)
the only true bi-polar state where it can change weather daily and can go from 118 degrees summer to 5 degrees winter(varies where u r in texas)

the only true bi-polar state texas

43. (Texas) (101↑, 92↓)
The only state where you can get the death penalty for jaywalking.

At the Texas grocery store, six-year old Louis tore open a bag of gummi worms and took one out, then ate it. After surveillance cameras caught him, he was arrested and sentenced to death.

Author: twistedbabydoll http://texas.urbanup.com/2558038
44. (Texas) (10↑, 2↓)
I've lived in Texas all my life, so I actually know this stuff. Texas is pretty cool, things are generally bigger here, but since when is that better or worse? We are not all racist. In fact, most of us are some of the most tolerant people you'll meet (i.e. we are not all bible belters). That's just the super small towns where people aren't extremely educated. We are usually fairly friendly, unless someone else is rude first, and we will ALWAYS stand up for, and defend our own. We have lots of pride in our state, which sometimes makes other people mad, and/or pisses them off a bit. Oh, and we don't ride horses to school or wear cowboy hats all over the place either. Maybe one in a thousand people actually wear boots, unless you're in rural texas, which is a completely different story. We may be a bit obese, but hey, we like fried food. Lots of people do, we're just a little more enthusiastic about it here\!

Texas is simply texas. If you don't live here, you don't know. Don't knock something until you've tried it\! (or been there, in this case\!)

Author: Texan_Girl_\<3 http://texas.urbanup.com/5940682
45. (Texas) (10↑, 4↓)
The only state you can be born in and be treated like royalty when you visit other countries. Russians? Fuckin' love cowboy hats and Texas. Italians? Fuckin' love Texas. Japanese? Fuckin' love Texas. Chinese? Fuckin' love Texas. The only people who hate Texas? People from Oklahoma.

"No way\! You're from Texas?\! Can I put that as the country you're from instead of U.S.A?" -Hostel owner in Rome

Author: That's What we Call a clusterf http://texas.urbanup.com/5922378
46. (Texas) (13↑, 7↓)
The bi-polar state where you'll go outside without a jacket one minute and the next minute you'll freeze your ass off.

Hey lets go outside and get a tan\! Just kidding it started snowing. In Texas.

Author: texas=bi-polar http://texas.urbanup.com/4686924
47. (Texas) (20↑, 15↓)
Place George W. Bush faked like he was from even though his family was from Connecticut, where he was born, raised and educated.

Texan 1: Bushy is the best. He really represents for Texas. Texan 2: He ain't from Texas, he's a Yale boy, spoon up his ass since birth. He has a fake accent to cover up being stupid. Instead of being a dumb northerner, now he's a dumb southernor, tryin to fool everyone. Texan 1: Well, at least he doesn't like black people. Texan 2: Amen, let's get some chikkkin.

Author: DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich http://texas.urbanup.com/4480898
48. (Texas) (95↑, 90↓)
Home to fake coyboys and pickup trucks.

Howdy\! Let's throw that hay in the back of mah truck and let's head on down to Houston, Texas\!

Author: Texas Whiteboy Ranger http://texas.urbanup.com/3213508
49. (texas) (61↑, 56↓)
the only thing bigger than infinity

you know whats bigger than infinity what? texas

50. (texas) (110↑, 105↓)
A tight state full of some small towns in the rural area and some big cities. Rappers come from Dallas, San Antonio, Houston, and sometimes Austin. There's lots of country music down near San Antonio.

Don't mess with Texas boys.

51. (Texas) (6↑, 3↓)
The bipolar state. Known for extreme weather changes such as 80-something degrees one day snow the next.

"SNOW?\! In the middle of SPRING?\!" "Well we ARE in Texas

52. (texas) (215↑, 212↓)
i wasnt born in texas, i was born in connecticut. i eventually moved to texas, and i never plan on leaving. i have lived everywhere, england, california, alabama. texas kicks major ass. lemme clear up a few things for u fucking retards: 1) texas doesnt have the highest concentration of gays in the US california does. ever heard of san francisco? it is one of the 10 most populated cities in the US and it is the gay capital of the US. go to san francisco and i bet u wont find many straight clubs. thats where u belong anyway 2) "heard of the silicon valley? also, Microsoft is in Washington" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\!\! everyone, if u give a shit about where microsoft hq is, let me know................. anyone?...................out there?...........someone?................guess not 3) "don't make any comments about Arnold Schwarzenegger. he's still Republican, while California isn't" Well now,...... could u please tell me how the fuck that managed to happen? i didnt realize political parties could make u blush. 4) "george bush also won the state of Texas in the 2000 presidential election" i would think that would happen 'cuz he is a republican and so is texas, dumbfuck. 5) "i'm sure alaskans would say their weather isn't bad, because they're used to it." california has earthquakes, they can sometimes kill thousands of people at a time, but thats ok, im sure they are all used to it. 6) "however, you don't see anyone moving to Texas for the weather, do you?" hold on, i must have missed when you made a logical point out of this statement. why the hell would anyone move anywhere because of weather. if weather really bothers u that much, stay the fuck indoors, pussy. 7) "snow and hail, in the middle of summer" i could not stop myself after reading this one. i had to get on the floor and roll laughing for at least 10 minutes. it doesnt snow in texas u imbecil. and hail, i havent seen hail in this state in 6 years. how could it snow this far south. that is the kind of genious thinking that got the Governator elected. 8) "the corrupt oil tycoons, Enron executives" yeah i know, enron was started in texas, so what? am i supposed to feel ashamed of myself. it aint workin yet. wherever u live ought to be ashamed of themselves because of a failure like u. i didnt even understand the sentence i took this quote from, i took the most coherent part. u need to go back to preschool english class where a shit for brains dumbfuck like u belongs. 9) yes, we do have (and use) the death penalty." "-this is something to be happy about..? if this is meant to be impressive, Utah's death penalty is death by firing squad. and, yes, they use it to" death by firing squad eh? trust me, i give a shit. no really (cough). is THAT something to brag about. well at least i can brag about intelligence instead of how people get killed in a state. Utah uses firing squads, WHOPPIE\!\! u just made my day. but i'll humor u with the ooooooooooooo and aaaaaaaaaaah i think u were after. Texas is a fine state which deserves no ridicule at all. u can either love texas, or get the fuck out.

u guys seriously need to consider what u say from now on to make sure it isnt that stupid ever again

53. (Texas) (50↑, 48↓)
A very large state, indeed. -Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas. -Home to the \#1 and \#2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good. -In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states -Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people. -Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas. -The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here. -This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.

-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country. -Wait for the ignorant, poor-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.

54. (Texas) (276↑, 274↓)
All them mofuckers say that texas is redneck and shit... fuck yall, yall dont no wat texas is like.we dont run round in dem cowboy boots. if u want rednecks go to louisiana or somewhere else cuz we aint no rednecks. we kick yo ass in texas. ever heard the frase "dont mess with Texas" thats cuz we tough in texas. im from dallas and dats the place to be cuz thas where all the shit goes down. Texas is by far the best state n the us.

Texas is by far the best state ever.

55. (Texas) (10↑, 9↓)
Used in place of "texts" by urban youth.

Yea fo sho, I'll let you know as soon as she Texas me back.

56. (Texas) (77↑, 76↓)
Texas A place that we are all very jealous of and wished we lived in. A place with suburbs filled with houses that look exactly the same as far as the eye can see. Where the people are all thirty-two stone and there are no sidewalks, because nobody walks anymore.

Fat Texan grunts at six in the morning as his daily heart attack wakes him up. He goes down to the kitchen, devoures eighteen slices of bacon, four eggs, thirty-seven pancakes and a liter of Dr. Pepper. He then puts on his cowboy hat and his boots, puts on his belt with the obnoxious belt buckle that is shaped like Texas and puts his gun in the holster. He then walks out the door, determined to make it to the bottom of the driveway to retrieve the mail...walking...walking... halfway down the Texan fails as usual and collapses into a grunting heaving heap..... Don't mess with Texas.

Author: ProudNortherner http://texas.urbanup.com/4277618
57. (Texas) (67↑, 66↓)
A bigger version of Oklahoma Cowboys and gunslingers who drive around in pickup trucks Square dancing Country music Oil, oil, oil Tornados Tumbleweed Bible thumpers and the growing number of evangelicals Mexican migrants Barbeque Chili Hot peppers The Alamo Hicks racism Capital punishment Don’t mess with Texas. The Lone Star State. Was once part of Mexico then became its own country then became a state in 1835, causing the Mexican War, then became part of the Confederacy then back to the U.S. Part of the Bible Belt. The state where everything is bigger: the road signs are bigger, billboards are bigger, boobs on broads are usually bigger, people are bigger or fatter, and big SUVs. Texas is just too dam big, period. It’s the 2nd largest state by area, covering some quarter of a million square miles in the southern/southwestern U.S. with 263,000 square miles. It could fit several Midwestern states in its vast territory. It takes about 13 hours to drive on I-10 from El Paso to Houston or vice versa and about the same amount of time from Harlington/McAllen to Amarillo. The drive, no matter which way you go, is dull and mostly flat with not much of a change in scenery, unless you are close to El Paso, which looks like Arizona. Texas is so big that El Paso is closer to San Diego or Los Angeles than from Houston and Houston is closer to some areas of Florida than from El Paso. Texas is also the 2nd largest state by population (22,000,000) and growing quickly. Austin is the capital and 17th largest in the country, while Houston is the largest city and 4th largest U.S city, but Dallas-Ft. Worth is the largest metro area. Other large cities include San Antonio, El Paso, Fort Worth, Arlington and Corpus Christi. Texas has three cities alone that have more than one million residents: Houston, Dallas and San Antonio—the most of any state. And these three cities are among the top ten largest American cities. Houston is the largest single city and home to NASA and the Johnson Space Center, numerous energy firms, petrochemical manufacturers and one of the largest medical centers. Dallas is a major financial and high-tech center, San Antonio is, well.....only known for the Alamo and that’s it. Nothing special otherwise about San Antonio. Because Texas is so large in area and population, it is very diverse. Texans come from all walks of life: suburban soccer moms, whitetrash, hillbillies, hicks, rich oil magnates, inner-city gangbangers, cattle ranchers, cowboys, Bible thumpers, farmers, poor Mexican migrants, anything and everything. Diversity is also found in its economy. It has the 2nd largest economy in the nation after California. Houston is the country’s leading energy center and was built on oil. It also has more energy firms than anywhere else. It’s also the home to NASA and the Johnson Space Center. Houston is also a major medical center, thanks to the University of Texas Medical Center. And the Houston area is the country’s leading center of petrochemical production. The Dallas-Ft. Worth area is home to many financial and insurance firms, high-tech firms (Texas Instruments and Dell Computers) and transportation and trade (American Airlines and Southwest Airlines). Austin, the state capital and 4th largest state capital by population is in a class all by itself. It’s a major, hip college town thanks to the University of Texas at Austin. Austin has frequently been ranked among the “youngest” ,“coolest”, “most educated”, “weirdest” and “most fit” cities in the country. It’s the “live” Music Capital of America and it’s recent slogan has been “Keep Austin Weird.” San Antonio, the 3rd largest city (unofficially 2nd largest according to 2007 estimates), is not known for much except for the Alamo and Riverwalk. El Paso is nothing but a craphole. Some areas like Laredo and Harlingen/McAllen are among the poorest cities in the United States and populated by almost nothing but illegal immigrants and Mexican migrants looking for free handouts. These two areas are two examples of everything that is wrong with our federal government not enforcing immigration law. Not surprisingly, they were ranked among the poorest and worst metro areas in the country to live, according to the Places Rated Almanac of 2007.

I honestly wouldn’t mind living in Texas depending on location. Wheather you love it or hate it, Texas unarguably is the epitome of state pride.

58. (texas) (143↑, 142↓)
The only state in the US with a defensive slogan, nessesary because of the constant teasing by other states.

Any Northern State: "Hey, Texas, go back to your trailer and brush your tooth. Your breath smells like squirrel." Texas: "Hey, don't mess with Texas\!"

59. (Texas) (7↑, 6↓)
Home Of Screwed Up Click & The Best State Ever\!\!\!

Man Are You From Texas?""Yeah, The Home Of Screwed Music.

60. (Texas) (1↑, 2↓)
Place mentioned in a famous country & Western song.

"All my exes live in Texas..." "Texas is the place, I'd really love to be..."

61. (texas) (36↑, 37↓)
-A very large state, indeed. -Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas. Contains the \#1 and \#2 most overweight cities in America, statistically ofcourse. sounds good. -In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S took place in Texas. -Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people. -Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas. -The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here. -This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take amoment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.

-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country. -Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.

62. (Texas) (54↑, 56↓)
Home of [Dr. Pepper], small-town hospitality as long as you aren't different in any way, and a 25%+ [obese] rate. They are NOT the biggest state in the country....[Alaska] could fit two Texas' inside of it and still have room left over. It's true that they were their own country up until 1845....because they loved [Slavery] too much to give it up to join the union. Like most everywhere else, pockets of ignorance and [bigotry] can still be found...it's just that in Texas those pockets are the size you find on an obese mans jeans.

Things you will see if you go to Texas: People flying the confederate flag and saying it's 'Heritage not Hate', despite not having any previous family members who served in the Confederate Army. Women that are 300+ lbs with a 'Hot Mama' or 'Sexy Chick' sticker on the back of their SUV. Places where you can get something fried, dipped in chocolate and fried again.

Author: Shirley James http://texas.urbanup.com/3150872
63. (Texas) (270↑, 272↓)
A [state] that has given us people who have caused so much misery and death that it's not even funny. A state that if it fell into the ocean tommorrow there would be a shout of joy throughout the world even louder than the the one heard at the end of [World War II]. A state who if [World War III] starts will be able to say that the people responsible for starting the war from their state. A state where if [bullshit] was snow it'd be buried in about 30 or 40 feet of it throughout the state.

Texas has given us the likes of [George W. Bush] and [Tom DeLay]. People of Texas probably feel proud that their "native sons" have caused so much misery and death through out the world.

64. (Texas) (44↑, 47↓)
Well, as a Texan, I guess I'll throw my two cents in...Texas is a great place to live. I know alot of people from other parts of the country think "Hicks, Rednecks, Incest, Ignorant, Dumb, ect, ect..." But, the fact of the matter is, Texas is a real diverse state, with large metropolitans such as Houston, and Dallas/Ft. Worth, and also vast areas of rural towns and farm/ranchland. Now, im a country boy, but that doesn't mean that im racist, eat possum, and only listen to country music. Ya, I do have a 4x4, and yes, I do live on a small ranch with horses and cattle and such. Plus the Cowboy boots and all that stuff, But thats just me, not all of Texas. I like all genres of music, From Rap/Hip Hop, Rock (and all subgenres that go along with it), Country, and a whole bunch of other stuff. We've got all different races, creeds, religions, and beliefs, Some of the finest Colleges in the nation, and just down right good people. Ya, the weather is pretty wild, but hey, ya get used to it, or at least I have, I cant really speak for others. All in all, some of yall just need to it thru your thick, opinionated, stereotypical heads that Texas is not what you think it is...yeah, big words huh? Well, Texas has a pretty good education system, 3.6 GPA, in a town of about 800. Just thought I'd throw that in there, for kicks. Oh, and btw, we're not responsible for Bush, he does what he does, we cant help that, plus, hes from Conn. Blame them. and, Yeah, Our flag can fly at the same height as the Nation's flag, but as a state/prior nation, We've earned that right, so dont be jealous...

Non-Texan \#1: Texas is nothing but cows, horses and Cowboys... Non-Texan \#2: Lets not forget all the Hicks and uneducated redneck racists\! Texan: Oh Yeah\!? Try tellin' a Texan that, even the country ones, I bet you wont be happy with the outcome...

Author: TexasMade,TexasPlayed http://texas.urbanup.com/2723041
65. (Texas) (36↑, 39↓)
A very large state, indeed. -Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas. -Home to the \#1 and \#2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good. -In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states -Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people. -Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas. -The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here. -This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.

-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country. -Wait for the ignorant, poor-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.

66. (texas) (86↑, 91↓)
Texas is a state that, for some unknown reason is full of people who think it is the best state ever and all the other states are not real states. These people go on urban dictionary and post definitions about how great Texas is and how we “shouldn’t mess with Texas” and that “it’s the only state worthy of even making a definition of” then all the other Texans come and give it a thumbs up. Also the state that uses the death penalty most.

Texan: I’m from Texas\! Don’t mess with Texas it’s the best state ever\! Normal non Texan: well Texas has some issues such as high amounts of drug use and child abusers. It also has it’s good things such as authentic Mexican food, but I certainly wouldn’t call it the best state ever. Texan: hey shut up\! We can kick your ass\! Normal non Texan: See that’s the issue, it has a violent subculture.

67. (texas) (2↑, 8↓)
(Verb) To communicate (repeatedly) via SMS text messaging on a cellular phone or other mobile device.

So he [texas] me back, "Hay stay where u r. We comin over." And I was like, "Wat?" [OMG] there were like 40 cars in front my house\!

68. (Texas) (7↑, 14↓)
Don't mess with it.

Don't mess with Texas.

69. (texas) (71↑, 78↓)
another way of saying [ass backwards], [retarded], [inane], or [stupid], especially when the behavior is agressively so, and especially when it is very publicly displayed and misrepresents a large group of people.

employee \#1: OMG, did you hear about Jane at the press conference? employee \#2: No, why, what happened? employee \#1: She totally got all wasted and puked on the reporters and then started blaming them for it while stumbling around with her foot stuck in a bucket. employee \#2: (cringing) Holy shit that's so texas. employee \#1: (shaking head slowly) I know.

70. (texas) (80↑, 87↓)
Home of Dr. Pepper Home of the TI Calculators ( Yes your welcome for having games in school ) Home of Bluebell Home of NASA Space Center Home of Audie Murphy, the most decorated Soldier of WWII Home of Dwight D. Eisenhower Home of Jessica Simpson :D and Elizabeth Shannon and Jennifer Love Hewitt and Eva Longoria ( hotties ) Chea, it's a good state. We say our state is the best because we love our state, like stated earlier, if you don't support your state, then leave it. You can't say Texas sucks, because it doesn't. It might possibly not be the best, but tied with Cali, but you can't say it sucks. "Most(not all) of them have at some point worked on a farm, gotten drunk and gone a hunting, dragged black person behind their truck, and skipped work to watch a football game on TV." Biggest city in Texas is Houston, Houston is a urbanized city, so it's not near any farmland. We have 3 more huge cities in Texas, which are urbanized and far from farmland. Every state has people who get drunk. Ever been hunting? It's pretty fun. Every state has racists, and our state is one of the most diverse states, so must of us are tolerant of other people, and the greater majority of people in Texas are friendly. And trucks are awsome\! I really want a Ford F-150. Is bigger not better? Say that when you smash your porsche into an F-150 and you car is a pancake, when the F-150 has a fenderbender. And every state watches football. And look at the Houston Texans... obviously we can't be obsessed with Football or we would be the best. Oh ya sorry, forgot about the Cowboys\! "guy2: didn't some guy burn an american flag on the steps of the capital once?" Chea, he was a communist. He was Anti-American. With Connecticutt born Bush leading our country and giving Texas a bad name, who wouldn't want to be Anti-America? Just playing, America is great, our leader isn't, there are screwed up people everywhere, and there are people who hate us everywhere, so 1 guy doing 1 thing in our state doesn't make our state suck. also... its the best looking state geographically. Only problem with Texas, we are under Oklahoma, and above Mexico, and left of New Orleans. New Mexico is pretty cool though. So we got screwed by geographic location.

New Mexico is what keeps Texas from leaving the US

71. (texas) (1↑, 9↓)
A popular and generally accepted alternative to the word 'texts', as in text messages.

So check it brah, I done sent this hoe like 10 texas with no response. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

72. (texas) (61↑, 69↓)
An excellent state, with intellegent people and many ways to enjoy. However a favorite target for pussies who either live here and dont like it, or have preconceived stereotypes to write little bullshit definitions on how texas is full of dumb fat hicks because they are just cowards who are not satisfied with themselves and have no balls.

If you hate texas, than keep it to your fucking self.

73. (texas) (15↑, 23↓)
Since you guys are so fond of Ron White, here's a saying of his that captures exactly the way I feel about what most of you idjits here have accomplished...which is simply shootin' off your mouth. "I had the RIGHT...to remain silent, but I didn't have the ABILITY". Someone here actually made sense when he said that Texas is more Western than Southern, regardless of it's position on the US map, or the fact that the majority live in the Eastern half of it. And to the asshole that said, "We (Mexicans) were here before you "wetbacks" came from Europe, I have this to say; if you feel slighted because most of us got to cross in SHIPS instead of dying in the back of an enclosed truck full of carbon monoxide 'cause one of your vatos says it's "okay", i'm truly sorry you had such a bad experience sneaking into my state, and we'd be more than happy to ship you anywhere you like, along with your other "Southern" brothers and sisters who keep invading our country illegaly through any means possible. And FYI Jose, MY people were here way before YOUR people were a gleam in a Spaniards eye\! Wanna play Indians and Mexicans again? I love Texas, because it's home, not because of some misguided Southern Pride. In my mind it's about time to find another place to build an Alamo, like around Houston.

Illegal Alien: Viva la whatever it takes to over-run the US\! Texan: American by BIRTH...Texan by the grace of GOD\! Andrews County, Texas P.D. call in: "License check please...Jose Porfirio Rodriguez, WHITE MALE\!" Why do we catch flak for being "politically uncorrect", when even the cops can't tell what they are? Enuf said.

74. (Texas) (26↑, 35↓)
Easy. The greatest state in the union. Not all of us wear cowboy hats and ride horses. We have cars here ass holes. Although there is mostly wide open spaces with beautiful views of nothing but landscape there are a few big ass citied with more minorties than you can shale a stick at. We aren't all uneducated here despite what you may have heard from those Yankee ass holes or the stuck up californians. We say words like yall because it's the best easiest way to say you all\! The people from the small towns are usually really nice unless it's some ass hole that moved here from California. The weather here in central Texas is very unpredictable except in the summer it's always fucking hot. We are the only state that can fly our flag level with the us flag which posses me off because Texas is above the united states. The day we succeed from the union is the day I live a happy man. We have alot of rivers here and we like breakfast tacos, the high school students usually like to smoke weed and party every weekend. Texas state university in san Marcos has the best parties but one in 4 women at Texas state has an STD. How could that happen if we only sleep with our sisters? The typical things said about Texas or texans are only said because the people either want to be a Texan or they wish there state could be half of what Texas is. Texas is so bad ass that ford advratizes everywhere that ford is the best in Texas, and if it's the best here it's the best anywhere. Do not move here, we do not like tourists. They drive really slow make us really mad with there pale white skin and jeasus sandals with socks.

I've been sent to spread the message Mmm god bless Texas\! Little Texas

Author: Carson F. Baby http://texas.urbanup.com/4108280
75. (Texas) (46↑, 55↓)
The second largest state in the U.S., largest in the lower 48 states. Often sited as being the state where everything is bigger and better, this is true especially considering the egos of its people. Often like to claim they are the stronghold of the U.S. even though the state was not one of the original 13 colonies. Texas "thinks" they are better than all the other states even though their state capital is named after a Virginia boy :-).

Texan: hey loser...fuck you...I'm from Texas where everything is bigger Random stranger on the street: Oh? thats nice...I can tell from your arrogance Texan: Hey? fuck you...where are you from? Random stranger on the street: Virginia Texan: Virginia??..haha...thats a loser weak state..."virginia is for losers" ahh haaa haaa Virginian: yea..funny story...that state capital of Texas is named after a Virginia boy...stephen AUSTIN..oh and by the way we have the "biggest" military base in the WORLD Texan: yea...well..well...we've got Houston Virginian: you texas fucktards sure are smart...Houston was named after a Virginia boy too...sam houston Texan: umm...thats not fair...i'm supposed to be cocky Virginian: ahh haa haaa...well at least now you know your place..so don't fuck with us quiet confident Virginians...I'll stop embarrassing you now

Author: urbandictionary smacked http://texas.urbanup.com/2227601
76. (Texas) (64↑, 74↓)
1.) The only thing bigger down there is the sales tax, barren land and bugs. 2.) The only State to FAIL as is own nation and come crawling back. 3.) Where you can't find a tree larger then a bush. 4.) Largest State in the lower 48 with the least amount of public land. 5.) Home to some of the cheapest property at about $400 USD/Acre because its useless desert.

This place sucks, but at least we are not in Texas.

Author: Can't Stand Tejas http://texas.urbanup.com/4288443
77. (Texas) (78↑, 88↓)
A whole lot of nothing. In some places: A bunch of blowhard, racist, sexist, homophobic cowboys who love to fuck each other almost as much as they like to fuck their cattle, and sisters. "Brokeback Texas" is more like it. In other places: Full of black gangsters who are just angry because mexicans are taking over and kicking the fuck out of them. Full of lard assed fat animals who would make the phantom of the opera cringe in disgust

Black Texan: Don't mess with me, i'm from Texas\! (Pulls out a knife) Mexican: Shut up, negrito\! (Pulls out an AK-47) White Texan: Golly gee, billy bob\! Can I go out wit yer sister? Billy bob: Sorry, I got her pregnant, she has to stay indoors.

78. (Texas) (5↑, 16↓)
1.A pimple on the ass of America. 2.A place with fat red necks and extreme weather. Although locals "claim" that cowboy boots are a stereotype, they're not. 3. A place hated by 49/50 U.S. states.

Hey y'all\! Welcome to Texas\! Otherwise known as Hell\!

Author: SheSadlyLiveInTexas http://texas.urbanup.com/5791782
79. (Texas) (4↑, 15↓)
A state that is filled with obese people, which is where the phrase "everything's bigger in Texas" came from.

Guy 1: Dude, everything's bigger in Texas... Guy 2: More like everyONE's bigger in Texas\!\!

80. (Texas) (16↑, 27↓)
Where the destruction of the U.S educational system started. A state where the Constitution of the United States is nothing but something run over in the rear view mirror of a Mack Pick-Up Truck. Where they got rid of History of the U.S (in Public Schools) and replaced it with religion. Where they forgot about Thomas Jefferson, one of the most important people in the history of the United States of America, and put in John Calvin instead. A place where kids are required to learn about religion, instead of actual history. A state where homophobia runs rampant like a disease. A state where there are no intelligent people.

-"Don't they know anything about sepperation of church and state in Texas?" -"No, we dropped that shit." -"But Jefferson wrote in there tha-" -"Who the fuck is that? Are you sure you dont mean John Calvin?" -"You're a fucking retard. SECEDE Texas\!\!"

81. (Texas) (7↑, 18↓)
State connected to mexico in the United States.

Only steers and queers come from texas. I don't see any horns on you so you must be a queer boy\!

Author: the_anonymous_one_rules http://texas.urbanup.com/5136000
82. (Texas) (5↑, 16↓)
A fat shaved vagina

Jack: "Oh shit my girlfriend has a texas\!" Moe: "Ew."

83. (Texas) (5↑, 16↓)
Texting on your cell phone while driving a Lexus. Warning: Void in all leases.

I know I've made it now; I'm Texas.

84. (Texas) (85↑, 96↓)
1. The worst fucking state of the entire union. America needs Texas like humanity needs another Nickelback album. This is a state so backwards, that George W. Bush is still popular there--Texas still thinks he shits gold and pisses crude oil. If Texas is really going to secede the states as Govenor Rick Perry says, LET THEM\! America will let them dwell in their abundance of teen pregnancies for a year until they are a third-world country, then we will come in, knock down all their shitty little buildings, enslave them and make them a servent class, (seeing how Texans aren't really people) and lastly, sell Texas back to Mexico making a satisfying profit 2. A cesspool of crazy fucks who still like George W. Bush and think it is alright to have sex with their brothers and sisters.

*School spelling bee* Teacher: "Could you spell the world Texas?" Student: "Could you give me a definition?" Teacher: "Texas: a state that just sucks dick." Student: "T-E-X-A-S, Texas\!"

Author: Proudly American http://texas.urbanup.com/4111237
85. (texas) (73↑, 84↓)
Adj. Used to denote incredible arrogance. Delusion of grandeur. From the noun "Texas", state, that gave us things like George Bush, inbreeding, country music, excessive religious fundamentalism, and racism.

"We thought that new album was gonna be great, but it ended up bein all texas 'n shit. Fuckin sucked, actually"

Author: denveratheist http://texas.urbanup.com/3286315
86. (Texas) (34↑, 45↓)
1. Place of extreme weather. If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait five minutes, it'll change\!\! 2. The Lonestar State. 3. The State that still believes that criminals should be punished. 4. The only state in the union that can fly its flag at the same height as the American Flag. 5. The only reason Texas doesn't fall into The Gulf of Mexico... is because Oklahoma sucks\!\! 6. The best damn state in the country\! That's all you need to know. Texas is better than your state. 7. TEXAS - THE HOME OF Dr. Pepper, Bluebell Icecream, NASA Space Center, Audie Murphy the most decorated Soldier of WWII, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Eva Longoria, The Wataburger, and Southern Hospitality 8. Yeah so "DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS\!\!\!\!"

"Everything's BIGGER in TEXAS\!\!"

87. (Texas) (531↑, 542↓)
The shittiest State in the US. Lincoln should have given it to Mexico when he had the chance. The traffic is worse than Southern California and so is the pollution. Texas is the state in which all the psycho religious extremists live and the capital of random acts of child abuse. No one in Texas vacations in their own state, they all go to Colorado, California, New York, and Florida. Sure they're the second biggest state in the US but Alaska could kick their ass five times over. Texas is where the last many presidents are from, probably the single reason why US politics suck.

The only thing good to come out of Texas is Pantera.

88. (Texas) (24↑, 36↓)
The [armpit] of the United States

Why would anyone be proud to come from Texas? It's the armpit of the United States

89. (Texas) (65↑, 77↓)
The only body of land/territory in the known universe to ever get the shit kicked out of it by Mexico. face it texas, its a fact. And by the way, as far as your little slogan "dont mess with texas\!", sorry scumbags but we already did. It was called the Civil War and you got owned. Again, its a fact.

Beat down by the union Army, and the mexicans\! Damn, Texas just cant win\!

90. (texas) (65↑, 77↓)
A toilet waiting/needing to be flushed

The stench coming from that porta-potty over yonder reminds me of texas\!

91. (Texas) (54↑, 66↓)
The biggest god forsaken shithole in the United States. Texas sucks, fuck you\!

I would prefer to have herpes than live in Texas.

92. (Texas) (11↑, 24↓)
1. a state from which men with incredibly large penises come from. However, the amount of intelligence and charisma they have diminish in turn because their penis is compensating for their IQ...

girl 1: man, that guy from Texas has a ginormous man peice girl 2: yeah, but he's and Idiot girl 1: what did you expect? He's from Texas\!

Author: squintz_is_da_man http://texas.urbanup.com/4241067
93. (Texas) (5↑, 18↓)
the act of recieving head from another person, or giving head to another person 1. Texas coming to u: you receivin da head 2. U goin2 texas: you givin da head

Gurl1: Hey gues wat yo? Gurl2: Wat? G1: I jus got sum Texas\! G2: 4REAL\!\! did u go2 texas or did texas come2 u? G1: TEXAS CAME2 ME\! G2: lucky bitch\! lol

94. (texas) (19↑, 32↓)
A very large state, indeed. -Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas. -Home to the \#1 and \#2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good. -In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states -Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people. -Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas. -The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here. -This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.

-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country. -Wait for the ignorant, poor-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.

95. (texas) (30↑, 44↓)
State that asks residents to pledge allegiance to "Texas, one and indivisable", even though it is divisable by five according to the Joint Resolution for Annexing Texas and the Ordinance for Annexation.

Honor the Texas flag. I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one and indivisable. New States of convenient size not exceeding four in number, in addition to said State of Texas and having sufficient population, may, hereafter by the consent of said State, be formed out of the territory thereof, which shall be entitled to admission under the provisions of the Federal Constitution.

Author: Elizabeth Tudor http://texas.urbanup.com/1779347
96. (Texas) (8↑, 24↓)
Texas? Only steers and queers come from there.

Hartman: "Where in the hell are you from anyway, Private?" Cowboy: "Sir, Texas, sir\!" Hartman: "HOLY DOGSHIT, Texas? Only Steers and Queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck Dicks?" Cowboy: "Sir, no sir\!" Hartman: "Are you a peanut puffer?" Cowboy: "Sir, no sir\!" Hartman: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around\! I'll be watching you."

Author: Anonyvonymous http://texas.urbanup.com/4792343
97. (Texas) (81↑, 97↓)
A state that thinks they are the shit when really they are shit\!

fuck texas, fuck it up its stupid dumb hick ass

98. (texas) (58↑, 74↓)
- state of the ugly highways with old pavement, road works, low speedlimit and too many policemen + state of the nice policemen giving only warning tickets for speeding, warm almost-like-california weather, ocean, and cheapest in the us prices for living

the only city i loved in texas was austin with its countless trees, nice river and congress building where i could walk around beside all the politicans and with no security around.

99. (Texas) (68↑, 84↓)
You dubious sons'a'bitches. The Republic of Texas was a country, it would the ONLY country to join with the United States but it did join. This is no way associated with the current "republic of Texas" movement that says it STILL IS a country. I wish... Overall it is like any other state except the ups (like no state tax, hot chica's and mucho chili) far outweigh the downs (like people THINKING they know about us because of George Bush or that we are like other southern states, and everyone taking all the bad things about oklahoma and pinning it on Texas, and by the way oklahoma need not be capitalized.) You want to know what Texas is like? Gitcha ass off the computer and come to Dallas...

Oh wow, I am a dubious son of a bitch and I like totally thought Texas was like oklahoma or something until I went to Dallas...

100. (Texas) (10↑, 27↓)
Texas is the biggest and baddest state of them all. Yes we say ya'll but we don't all have cowboy hats and ride horses around. You fuck with us and your getting your ass kicked. We've got hot chicks, south padre island, austin\!\!\!, and plenty of beach. The coolest people you'll meet, plus we've got some authentic ass good mexican food. Plus Houston pumps out some of the best rappers and chopped and screwed cd's. =) We're diverse and let just about anyone in our state, plus we don't have those stuck up yanks to deal with down here.

Yankee: Oh your from Texas? Say ya'll for me\!\! Texan: Well hey there how ya'll doin? Keep talking shit and we'll fuck you up.

Author: texanbrunette http://texas.urbanup.com/4217527
101. (Texas) (54↑, 71↓)
crappiest state in the U.S. home of rednecks like George W. Bush. crappy weather. too much land for undeserving people. Crappy music(country if you're into that type of thing) and don't forget on Thursdays it's the weekly lynching of the minorities\! yeah.....

A Jedi Might be a Redneck if * if he uses his light saber to cut the bottlecap off a beer * if he says "these are not the beers you're looking for" * if that "Disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans and spare ribs * if the inside of the house looks more like Dagobah than the outside * if he calls his young apprentice, "Juner(JR)" * if he ever uses telekinesis to pull his jeans up * if the Force isn't the only thing that runs in the family Texas sucks

Author: acceptmyfuckingdefinintion http://texas.urbanup.com/3605467
102. (Texas) (33↑, 50↓)
A truly beautiful state that has so much diversity in people, climate, and geography. There are Deserts in the West, beaches, forests, great plains. Texas is like a whole country in itself. You can see hurricanes, tornadoes, snow, sun anything goes. Texas is better than California were not a bunch of stuck up slobs like the people in L.A. Were not all rednecks and we dont all say yall. Come take a look yourself. Ohh and if you want to commit a crime Texas is not the place to do it, we have the highest execution rate in the country. Dont mess with Texas.

Texas, is state that is so bad ass it was once a country.

103. (Texas) (64↑, 82↓)
A shit smelling state\! Yes they all do dress like cowboys they even were cowboy hats in the gay distict, which means everywhere in Texas. I mean it, I went to Texas by train to visit a museum and you could label them out by the cowboy boots and hick accent. Fun fact why Oklahoma is better: Chuck Norris is from Oklahoma dumb fuck\! P.S. If You say something bad about Oklahoma Chuck Norris will kick your ass.

Joe: *Gets off the train with Bob in Texas* Hey Bob how can I label out a Texan here? Bob: Be careful. But you can label them out by the cowboy boots, smell of shit, and hick accent. "Fuck you texas\!" From: Oklahoma

Author: ChuckNorrisdescendants http://texas.urbanup.com/4359500
104. (Texas) (39↑, 57↓)
Many states have there own names, Texasburger is just another way to say a big burger. We have many others just like this, for example Texas Toast. It isn't stupid, and I bet that if whoever said that only had a Texasburger infront of them would eat that burger. Many people in their right mind would eat those burgers and do, plus others. And other State products.
105. (texas) (15↑, 34↓)
so if your from a dif state and your wondering why people seem to think texas is so much better, its because we texans have pride in our shit, we dont just live whereever, this is our home, we always plan to move back to texas if we leave so we can have kids here we have a way cooler history than other states, we even have texas history as a class in school, texas is huge, nuff said, it also has a cool shape but whatever.... were not all cowboys but we all have at least 1 as a freind and you dont have to be a hick to have horses or land, another bonus, texas isnt freaking cold, unlike gay omaha or whatever the most clothing we wear at any point in the year in houston is a hoodie and jeans, we are home to some of the best universities in the country for dif. subjects like Sam Houston st. for criminal law or A&M or UT or all the other ones, also, texas is in the south, the place where people like to say everyone is inbred, well that all starts to the north and east of us starting in Okla., if you have ever been around the country you will notice there are WAY more beautiful women here and theyre actually tan and not all pale whities, we have some of the best food here, BBQ and mexican, these can never be recreated the same anywhere outside of texas(well maybe mexico) oh ya texas is the only state that became a state by treaty, so if we wanted to we could suceed and become our own country so maybe now you know how we texans think

i am proud to be from TEXAS

Author: cowboytroythetexashit http://texas.urbanup.com/4154177
106. (Texas) (29↑, 48↓)
A state with very down to earth people. Large cities like San Antonio, Houston, Austin, and Dallas can be like large cities anywhere. Any thought that we wear cowboy hats, talk with an accent, and are racist is not true. Yes, there is some state pride, but what is wrong with state pride? The only state with Bill Milers Bar-B-Q restaurants and Big Red (a type of red soda drink). Large mexican, black, german, and asian communties. Also a very intereting history which probably leads to so much state pride. Not everyone support Bush or republicans, just to let a few people know. It's a great place to live no matter what life style you want. In fact, in very rural areas nobody cares how you live as long as you don't bother them with how they live.

non-texan: should you really be popping fire works/being gay/nude/sleeping/drinking/littering/whatever? Texas native: Why are you on my property, again?

Author: Avocado Eater http://texas.urbanup.com/3262292
107. (Texas) (18↑, 38↓)
The best state in America\! (: && no, not everyone in Texas are "cowboys && cowgirls" but we wreck harder then yall, :D

NEVER mess with Texas\!\! (:

Author: Bianca Natalia Vega http://texas.urbanup.com/3620605
108. (texas) (31↑, 52↓)
George's characteristics of not being able to comprehend the pronunciation of certain words or names, being a woefully bad speaker in general, making the rich get richer, and not knowing shit about politics in no way reflects upon the personality or ingenuity of texas. (By the way, other nations would be laughing at us if we couldn't nuke 'em. Don't know about you, but I'M embarrassed.)

George Bush was born in Connecticut not texas\!\!\! We act just like people from colorado or louisiana\!\!\! We are generally good natured and friendly towards ALL\!\!\!

Author: nolimitsoldier http://texas.urbanup.com/1633453
109. (Texas) (43↑, 64↓)
actually, the state flies its flag at the same height every other state flies their flag in regads to Ol Glory. Its socially acceptable to place it marching right of the American flag. (to the left of American flag to the general public)

Look around next time.

Author: Get the facts right http://texas.urbanup.com/1334386
110. (texas) (135↑, 156↓)
my home sweet home its some fine ass niggaz hurr im from dat h-town fuck oklahama texas is crunk

sandy cheeks is texas tough howdy yall im from texas wanna help me pick some cotton?

111. (texas) (66↑, 88↓)
An oversized state with an oversized ego. they have nothing to be proud of whatsoever, yet there is so much texas pride it'll blow your mind. has really shitty weather and drivers. nothing special about the state at all. home to the fattest cities in America and George Bush. Really something to be proud of\!

Texan: don't mess with texas man, or ill stick my shitkickers up your ass and make you squeal like a pig\!\! yeeehaww\!\!

Author: california is a real state http://texas.urbanup.com/2722991
112. (texas) (44↑, 66↓)
Texass ( I meant to spell it that way)is a place that is not any better than any other state, just has more people and they all think they're better than you. A place that every town no matter how small has a dairy queer, I mean dairy queen. Padre Island is cool but you have to drive through hell to get to it.

How to find [Texass] from the east: Go west until you smell [bull shit], that's Oklahoma, turn south until your knee deep in it. You'll be in [Texas]. It's windy in Oklahoma and [New Mexico] because [Texas blows]\!

113. (texas) (62↑, 84↓)
Fattest state in the fattest nation of the world.

Texas is the fattest state in the fattest nation of the world.

114. (Texas) (58↑, 80↓)
Texas is the SECOND largest state- Alaska is the largest. Stay in school and you just might learn something.

There are a lot of blowhards in Texas.

115. (texas) (61↑, 83↓)
Good hot tropical climate,ideal for skimpy clothes and swimming pools,palm trees, margaritas and mexican food. Excelent place to meet other people of other cultures, just as long as they are not born and raised in Texas. Cuz they aint no reason to evah go outta the state of Texas, Y'all.

comment to a texan: Y'all won't vaporize when you cross the state line you know. texan:nuh awe Comment to texan:truth is,outsiders come to Texas to increse the gene pool.

116. (texas) (31↑, 54↓)
A pathetic state in the U.S., an embarrassment really, that CANNOT CECEED FROM THE U.S. the way they always like to mouth off that they can. If they were to ever try it the U.S. military would stomp the shit out of them in about 24 hours at most. I dont know what their so fuckin proud of, and I wish they would shut up.

I'd like to see those stupid texans try and ceceed from The Union. It would be fun to see the U.S. Military take their pathetic texas asses back to the stone age\!

117. (texas) (75↑, 98↓)
Where screwed and chopped music and swishahouse all originated. Befo a N\!ggA hate on texas listen to "They Don't Know" by Paul Wall and Mike Jones and until you know what they talkin bout shut da h3LL up.

"Texas is the home of the playas and pimps" (From Scarface Song)

118. (Texas) (5↑, 29↓)
A state filled with a bunch of retarded fucktard faggots.

"Hey, want to go to Texas?" "No, it's a state filled with a bunch of retarted fucktard faggots"

119. (texas) (27↑, 51↓)
Land of the Fat y'all. Place where all the fat kids live y'all, and home to George Dubya. y'all.

Houston, Texas is the fattest city on the planet. Here you will see many 600lb woman strapped to wheel chairs. y'all.

120. (Texas) (50↑, 75↓)
-A very large state, indeed. -Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas. -Home to the \#1 and \#2 most overweight cities in America, statistically ofcourse. sounds good. -In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S took place in Texas. -Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people. -Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas. -The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here. -This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take amoment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.

-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country. -Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.

121. (texas) (65↑, 90↓)
A large state largely populated by extremely conservative rednecks who have apparently put in an express lane when it comes to executing people (in the words of Ron White).

Remember, everything's bigger in Texas...except for the IQ\!\!

122. (Texas) (133↑, 158↓)
The lone star state, a state with a soul of a nation. A state that doesnt give a fuck what yankees, hicks from colorado, or faggs from Califronia think. The population of Texas is on the rise. This states economy is in boom. So all the dumb teenyboppers from boring states that watch queer mtv and think their real smart better shut the fuck up. George Bush is embarrasing and a dumbass so fuck him and dont stereotype us. Texas is on the rise so as for those other states we dont give a fuck\!

Stereotyping is a sign of ignorance. Howdy\! I am from Texas and I make big motherfucking bucks\! I am Texan before american\!

123. (Texas) (54↑, 81↓)
1.The only place on Earth to have caught mass penis envy on such a large scale, as exemplefied by the pathetic interjection "everything is bigger in texas\!" and their large, terrorism supporting trucks. 2.Texans are the only people on Earth that feel the need to announce to every new acquaintance "I BE FROM TEXAS." They say this with a level of pride, but in actuality it brings scorn and disdainful laughter from those who reside in civilized society. 3.Texas gave America George W. Bush... enough said? 4.Texas fought to keep the institution of slavery intact during the Civil War. 5.Indeed, the only worthwhile contributions from Texas are sizzurp and ZZ Top. And although the above consists mostly of sweeping generalizations and stereotypes, Texas is a shitty state.

1. "Everythang be bigger here in Texas exceptin' for my penis." 2. "Yee-haw\! I is from Texas\! 3. "Ok all except the most redneck of Texans is ashamed of Bush.." 4. "Slavery weren't no bad\!" 5. "ZZ Top doesn't makes up for it, you slack jawed yokels"

124. (Texas) (62↑, 89↓)
A state in the WESTERN states, I dont know where all this deep south shit comes from. Look, the only reason Texas joined the confederacy is because most of the states population was based in east texas (which thinks it is the south) in fact Sam Houston never warned against joining the confedracy. I am disgusted that even my fellow Texan would call himself a ignorant southern when he/she hails from the old west. The southern stereotype is mainly because we have shitty politics, and we have a large amount of the horrid " southern babtists" that migrated from the south, who really arnt the christians the claim to be. For those of you not from this state you have probably bought in to the southern myth so let me give you the strait up facts of why we must join the western US. most of our state is desert we do not hail to the southeast rather we are a self dependent western nation at heart most of the state is hispanic much like NewMex and Arizona most texans would rather refer to themselves "cowboys" than "rebels"

I used to think texas was the south until I went to west Texas and all I saw was occotillo, roadrunners, oil drigs, cowboys THe old west is alive and well in Texas

Author: the law west of the mississippi http://texas.urbanup.com/1254496
125. (Texas) (61↑, 90↓)
The biggest eyesore of the US. Just because of the fact it is the largest state in the continental US, Texans believe they are better than other Americans, somehow. Most(not all) of them have at some point worked on a farm, gotten drunk and gone hunting, dragged a black person behind their truck, and skipped work to watch a football game on TV. The saying goes "Texas could live without the US, but the US couldn't live without Texas." Well in reality, its more like "Texas could live without the US, but the US wouldn't care anyways."

guy1: dont mess with texas, we're bad ass. guy2: didn't some guy burn an american flag on the steps of the capital once? guy1: well...yes, but thats his freedom of speech. guy2: so I couldnt, per say, go to the capital of Idaho and burn a flag? guy1: fuck you, texas has a bigger penis than your state. now I have to go kill a black guy.

126. (texas) (39↑, 68↓)
Hahahaha yo it's hilarious how "ya'll" Texans think bigger is so much better, the only thing bigger in Texas is your women, nipples, and percentage of unemployment. Please, just please try and find me one person who really WANTS to move to Texas and for what reason, so they have an excuse to have sex with their realli hot Aunt Josephine? I just wish everyone in the world could just go into Texas and beat the shit out of every sister fucking redneck in the massive dump they call a state. I use to live in Texas but then got the fuck out and moved north to New York so my balls would stop sticking together. It's unbelieveable how I lived in that piece of shit for 16 years, thank God I'm out and I thank all you "H-Town" home boys for your ghetto inspiring rap sounds you like to call "songs". Also, thanks a whole fucking lot for giving us this piece of shit president that REALLY has no clue what the fuck he's doing. Stop getting mad and all self defensive because you don't like people making fun of you, get the hell out and people will respect you. If anyone of you can find a way out of that shit hole, go for it and realize what all those cow boy hats and boots do to you.

1st dude- yo I'm from Texas 2nd dude- yo your a fat fuck 1st dude- nah i snuck in from mexico, i'm not really fat i'm just trying to blend it with the crowd 2nd dude- well that fat suit is awesome, you look just like everyone else here

Author: xy xy xy xy xy http://texas.urbanup.com/1886311
127. (Texas) (36↑, 65↓)
-A very large state, indeed. -Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas. -Home to the \#1 and \#2 most overweight cities in America, statistically ofcourse. sounds good. -In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texab criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states -Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people. -Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas. -The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here. -This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take amoment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.

-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country. -Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.

128. (Texas) (12↑, 42↓)
The place in the world where everything's bigger.

I moved to Texas and my penis got bigger.

129. (texas) (76↑, 107↓)
Mexicans still have Texas. We've been here since before Whitey wetbacked it across the Atlantic. Deal, bitchezz.

-Wow, some of these white guys have their heads up their asses.

Author: -fearofabrownplanet- http://texas.urbanup.com/1009398
130. (texas) (55↑, 87↓)
Americas black eye, or, embarrassment. Widely known as the state where a village idiot can become governor, then president; where xenophobia is rampant, it is illegal to buy a sex toy, gay people are encouraged not to exist, protestant zealots run wild (also called 'value voters'), and where social stigmas and informal sanctions oppress people.

Wouldn't it be great if we could get Texas to secede from the union for a second time?

131. (Texas) (62↑, 94↓)
The only state that believes a defendant is not guaranteed the right to competent legal representation.

The defense lawyer was asleep, but that’s ok... he just works for the prosecution anyway.

Author: Guilty until proven rich http://texas.urbanup.com/629695
132. (Texas) (97↑, 130↓)
The 28th state in the union, that means 666/28=23.7857143, the exact amount of hours in 1 day, (not 24)creepy Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.

Fuck Texas and everyone who wants to go there/is from there/and anyone who thinks its cool. Deep in the heart of my ass.

133. (Texas) (36↑, 70↓)
A very large state, indeed. -Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas. -Home to the \#1 and \#2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good. -In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states -Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people. -Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas. -The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here. -This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.

-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country. -Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.

134. (Texas) (65↑, 99↓)
The 28th state in the union, that means 666/28=23.7857143, the exact amount of hours in 1 day, (not 24)creepy Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See [Drugstore cowboy]. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.

Fuck Texas and everyone who wants to go there/is from there/and anyone who thinks its cool. Deep in the heart of my ass.

Author: Mistahtom\@aol.com http://texas.urbanup.com/1626726
135. (Texas) (70↑, 106↓)
A whole lot of nothing. A bunch of blowhard, racist, sexist, homophobic cowboys who love to fuck each other almost as much as they like to fuck their cattle, and sisters. Full of black gangsters who are just angry because mexicans are taking over and kicking the fuck out of them. Full of lard assed fat animals who would make the phantom of the opera cringe in disgust

Black Texan: Don't mess with me, i'm from Texas\! (Pulls out a knife) Mexican: Shut up, negrito\! (Pulls out an AK-47) White Texan: Golly gee, billy bob\! Can I go out wit yer sister? Billy bob: Sorry, I got her pregnant, she has to stay indoors.

136. (Texas) (18↑, 58↓)
texas is the hometown of ma fave band BOWLING FOR SOUP and they rock. c'mon yall lets move 2 texas 2 look at pics of jesus while eating waffles\!\! if u hate texas im not speking to you....

u come 2 texas and dis it i will, i shit u not, kick ur freaking pansy ass\!

137. (texas) (49↑, 90↓)
The state of hicks\! Sure there are some people that aren't, but they are vastly outnumbered.

Texas. If I could end this example there I would.

138. (Texas) (103↑, 150↓)
A freaky ass state in the USA consisiting of corrupt "sherriffs" (weird versions of cops), who go around beating people up and pulling out a gun whenever they feel like it. Make sure you don't jay walk in Texas or you may get the left side of your head blown off. Speaking of guns..everyone owns a gun in Texas.

SherriffTex1:"howdy\!why i feel rather inclined to shoot that damn naggit trouble makers eyes out of his sockets\!" SherriffTex2:"well he's asking for it...who does he think he is to be walking across that road when the little man is flashing red? Why paint my tooth white and call it brushed\!\!\! "

139. (Texas) (54↑, 101↓)
The Lone Star state. Like a cross between Pluto and New York: -A great place that everyone admires... -...but you wouldn't want to live there... -...unless you were born there.

New York is what happens when you try to compress Texas into an area the size of a city. The entry signs on the highways all read: "Professional lunatics beyond this point only."

Author: Kyo Kusanagi http://texas.urbanup.com/175716
140. (Texas) (38↑, 87↓)
A state of mind in which nothing exists in the known cosmos.

Jonny: Yeah, I wanted to buy a new LaCoste shirt at Nieman Marcus. Geoff: What did you goet? Jonny: Nothing, all the sales people were from Texas.

141. (Texas) (36↑, 86↓)
Cowboy up its get tough or mosey on out Giddyup Keep up or head for the trails Hold your horses or get beat up

Well Texas is the lone star state. It doesnt need anyone else especially no Oklahoma. And for any of yall that are mistaken for George Dubya, he is a damn yankee. Even though he may make mistakes and resided in Texas this is America and we should all still support him. Any true Texan would agree, ah hail what am i sayin hes a damn yankee. lynch him. The south will rise again

142. (texas) (63↑, 118↓)
Let me explain texas, the only thing big in texas are all the woman's asses, peoples mouths, attitudes and egos. People in Texas should realize by looking at their map, that my forefathers from Oklahoma, built 17 bridges to get the hell out of Texas and back into God's country. If they are not smart enough, 99.9% of Texans are also the lowest form of human being that lives on the face of this planet. Feel free to kick my ass if you think you can get the job done. Bring Mexico with you because, Sam Houston should have got his asskicked. Cause you are all half spic and half nigger half polack, and 100% the stupidest asses

Texas is south of Oklahoma It is windy there because Kansas blows and Texas Sucks. Further more if you dont like what I have to say then you can all kiss Oklahoma rosy red rebel Dick with a side of sweet potatoes. Quit telling the farmers game wardens and police officers that you were trying to help the sheep through the fence, go straight to hell and call me when you get there.

Author: Oklahoma Rolling stoned Brian http://texas.urbanup.com/1861390
143. (texas) (67↑, 127↓)
The state that produces the most stuck up idiots in the freakin' world. Most, in fact are pretty good-looking, but they are freakin' full of this stupid Texas-pride shit. YOU'RE NOT YOUR OWN COUNTRY ANYMORE\! GET OVER IT\!

Texans are gay and suck simply because of their "I'll take it up the ass for you Texas" pride shit. If they didn't have that, they'd be good to go.

Author: Platypus Ranger http://texas.urbanup.com/1638993
144. (Texas) (78↑, 140↓)
1\> Two hundred sixty-seven thousand square miles of mercurial and tempestuous weather, populated by fourteen million cowboys, longhorns, and aggies. As well as a few of us normal folks. 2\> A state of mind induced by stacked cuban heels, drop yoke shirts, ten gallon hats that only hold 1.5 litrers, and Alice B. Toklas' Famous Brownie Recipie. 3\> The New and Official Location of the North Pole.

If the Devil wiped his ass on North America, Texas is the shitstain he left behind. Ah may live in New Yolk City, but I carries texus in mah heart. As goes Texas, so goes the world.

145. (TEXAS) (44↑, 109↓)
Texas: Texas is better known as the Aids capitol of the United States. A recent 2005 survey of homosexuals residing in Austin ( 98.9 percent of males ) admitted to having AIDS or really really wanting to get it from rough anal sex. Texas is also home to one of the largest populations of child molesters and pedophiles in the entire world. The 200 census estimated that out of every 100 people in the state of Texas, there were 73 pedophiles or child molesters. Another fun fact about Texas is that KY brand personal lubricant was invented there. In 1984 Nolan Ryan after sodomizing and performing anal intercourse on his goat grew tired of it always being so uncomfortable, so he spit into an old toothpaste tube and it evolved from there. texas is also a place where the people think 50 degrees is cold, county roads are black top, Galveston is a good place to visit, and "Big Tex" is straight. All of these are common misconseptions.

Hey let's go to Texas today. I really wanna make love to a baby while kissing my uncle who is milking his goat William. Remember that time I got butt raped by the mayor of Dallas Texas? How is that an appropriate punishment for a speeding ticket? Wow\! The whole state of Texas is like one big abortion. Howcome Wichita Falls Texas is so dirty and gross? Oh wait it is in Texas. Let's go to Lubbock Texas and watch that caped and masked child rapist ride his horse. Oh better yet, let's go to college station and watch those ass hole that couldn't get into West Point march around before they molest that dog of theirs. Child: Mom, how come so many people in Texas have AIDS? Mother: Sweetie, God hates them, and remember, they are not people in God's eyes. Wow, I'm so glad I live in Oklahoma. If I'd stayed in Texas one second longer I am certain I would have been molested and would also have contracted AIDS.

146. (Texas) (60↑, 126↓)
a.)n. A state of mind b.)adj. An adjective to describe something bigger and better. c.) A state of the USA. It has crappy weather and has five of the fattest cities in America.

I can't wait until I leave Texas. I want to go to San Fransisco and be a gay porn director.

147. (Texas) (103↑, 172↓)
1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration 2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country. 3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest [white boy] on the earth was born 4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though

Texan: Don't mess with Texas. Northerner: I belive we already have.

148. (Texas) (134↑, 204↓)
The place where frauds like Dr. Phil come from. Is also the place where the worst president ever [George W. Bush] came from.

I hate Texas because Dr. Phil and Dubya came from there.

149. (Texas) (116↑, 206↓)
1. As urban slang, it's used mostly to describe someone who brags about stuff that doesn't quite deserve to be bragged about. 2. A state in the south that has a rivalry with Oklahoma. If you ask me, they're both pretty shitty states.

1. Dude, Max is so Texas. He's bragging about his redneck NASCAR visor. 2. "How do you get to school, Cletus?" "I ride my cow." "Pff...I bet people in Oklahoma don't even know how to ride cows."

150. (Texas) (72↑, 167↓)
The Greatest State and place to be in The U.S.of motherfuckin A. The State you dont wanna fuck around in or you will be cut, stabbed, and/or shot.Don't talk shit about us or you will be beaten with the intention of death and/or serious injury. WE dont fuck our relatives only alabama folks do that like ruben stutter And leonard Skinnerd. Um seriously East Dallas we will cut the hell outta you.WE really dont like Bush fuck him. I Don't give a fuck. I will cut you if you talk shit. Texas is really a great place to be especially if your looking forward to getting shot growing up by running your mouth or fucking a drug dealers wife, steer clear of that though and your safe as a motherfuck in a motherfucking contest. But seriusly though be cool my name is Curtis I do stab cut and beat people with the intention of death and/or serious injury. And for all you motherfucks out there most of us have full sets of teeth and the vast majority dont live in trailors but there are some down ass whiteboys who do live in trailors next to cemetaries name Grove Hill. Texas is the home of the players and pimps Beating niggers asses in the great state of Texas Texas Born and i was dallas raised Texas motherfuckers thats were i stay I FUCKING LOVE TEXAS

Californian: Hi Im A Queer from calfornia I love penis like the vast majority of other californians with the exception of snoop, Eazy E and various other real ass niggers Texan:Well Woopty Fuck I'm from Texas, I am going to cut you now with the intention of death and/or serious injury because i have 32 teethand it seems that one of yours has been blown out from various cocksmoking. Californian: wait\! wait\! wait\! let's work this out. . . I'll suck your penis which just so happens to be big cuz its from Texas.

Author: CurtisLizandroValdivia http://texas.urbanup.com/1580924
151. (Texas) (49↑, 145↓)
The most ignorant state in the entire country...full of hard-headed fucktards who think their pathetic state is the best thing since sliced bread...Yeah, no one gives a shit that you all were once your own republic (your state sucked back then too)...so please, by all means, if you all think you can do better alone, then do us all a favor and secede to become your own country again and see how long you all last you dumbasses... Texas is also the only state to ever lose to the Mexican army...TWICE. And no, there were no heroes at the Alamo no matter what your ignorant 5th grade teacher or Hollywood told you...they were all killed in their sleep (may they rest in peace)...And if you don't believe it, look in a real unbiased history book... Half the state is a barren wasteland that should be used to test nuclear bombs and the other half is full of uneducated hicks with an unhealthy amount of pride about NOTHING (really, how is Texas better?...that's right, it's not, it's just another state)... And not just regular hicks, but FAT hicks- five Texas cities cracked the "10 Fattest Cities in America" according to Men's Fitness. Texas couldn't even come up with an original flag (they stole it from Chile). Face it, the US would be better off without this ignorant state and the ignorant, self-absorbed bastards that live there... So in short, Texas...you are a big bag of gay... An intelligent man once said..."There are only two things that come from Texas: steers and queers." And none of you all look like cattle to me (except those fat hicks in the back over there)...Texas, do us all a favor: Shut up about your faggot state, it's not that great.

Texas=just another state

152. (texas) (137↑, 235↓)
The greatest state there is, period. A great state that george bush has made the country and the world hate. Alot of people come on this website and talk shit about texas because of that george bush faggot. And as for the dumbass that said that hitler would have liked Texas he can kiss my ass. If that person (that probably watches mtv and has never been anywhere outside his home state) said that in Texas he would get his smart ass beaten repeatedly and mercilessly. Look beyond the blundering mistakes of george w and find the real texas.

That pansyfuck called texans ignorant so we beat his pompous ass and he was our BITCH\!

153. (Texas) (215↑, 320↓)
The largest collection of ignorant racists of the face of the earth.

Hitler would have liked Texas.

154. (Texas) (190↑, 317↓)
Land of [hicks], where interfamily marriage is encouraged.

Did you see Aunt Ruth, damn she's lookin' hot today\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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